Today I’m going to write something different than that you used to read on our blog, to be honest I don’t even know in what category I have to put it.
Well let’s go back to the subject ( April fool ) usually this day brings joy as it brings tears ( when it comes to bad jokes) but here we are going to try to find some jokes that you can guys do.
The first and classic one ! replace shampoo with Mayonnaise ( too bold ), well if you care, so replace simply the toothpaste with the mayonnaise ( fill it with an injection ) and replace the mouthwash with water + food coloring + a lot of chilly.
Here we are going to push little far, don’t be shocked but I did it once, and we laughed so badly. If one of your friends
likes ”apple juice ” put apple vinegar in glass and make him believe that it’s an apple juice.( he will drop tears for sure )
Well, well now be ready as you are going down the jokes are getting hard.
Take two jars of mayonnaise , take the first one empty it, fill it with a tasty whipped cream, and close well the jar, and leave the 2nd jar as it is, and ask one of your friend to play for a bet, the one who can finish the jar
will win like 100 KD or even more, give the mayonnaise jar to your friend and enjoy the whipped cream.
well , all these jokes we can make them at home or while you are in Diwaniya. But what about work ?
I’m going to be as nice and kind as possible. At work we have three main things, mobile phone, laptop, and mouse.
For mobile phones, go to any website which offers free sms, and send to some of them( make sure that you can see them to take control of the situation) make it of the kind that will scar them, like for the first guy send ” I brought the 100000 KD you asked me about and I’m waiting in the place we fixed, what can I do next , please don’t hurt my kid ”
… wait a while and send to his colleague, ” can you tell to your colleague -write the name- to replay to my sms
because I’m waiting since a while and he didn’t replay, What about my son ?” wait a while and watch what’s will happen, according to what’s happening see what you can add or just stop the game.
Laptops, here you have to read a bit, but the trick is that we are going to create a shurtcut that makes the computer shut down alone, on your colleagues computer.
You have to ask your colleague to borrow you his laptop for a while, and here you are going to do your work.
In 7 steps you will be creating a scary fake virus to your colleague who gonna think that he has lost all his data.
1-Right click on a empty area on desktop, and click on New and Shortcut.
2. For an Instant Shut Down Computer Shortcut:
Type the location below into the location area, and click on the Next button.
shutdown -s -f -t 00 -c”Hello -name of your colleague- all your data will be distributed to all the network. Then your computer will shut down”
5. Type Google Chrome ( or the name of the browser that your friend uses ) for the name, and click on the Finish button.
7. Go back to your shurtcut Right click on it,on the Desktop and click on Properties.
8. Click on the Shortcut tab, then click on the Change Icon button, choose the icon of the browser you used as name for this shurtcut.
9. Click on OK.
10. Select the icon and click on OK and wait.
PS: I just fooled you guys, I wrote that you will be doing it in 7 steps, check the number mentioned on the last step ! isn’t 10 ?? now you checked, go back go back , and count them ! yeah sure they are 7 !
And finally the mouses ,if your friends are using infrared mouse then switch mouses between them ( I did it once to my colleagues and believe me guys one of the girls became really mad and start clapping it against the table and start saying ” my mouse isn’t working “)
Here are all the possible jokes I can propose you, I have some bolder jokes and some really bad ones, but I can’t take responsibility of telling you all of them, even for those I just wrote above, I’m not responsible if you will be hit on ( kidding ) enjoy the April fool day, and don’t be too hard with your friends .